Wednesday, January 23, 2013

If I Were A Boy..

I'm totally taking advantage and linking up with Erin and Gay for
If I were a boy..

- I would buy an old muscle car, preferably a '69.5 Dodge Super Bee or '69 Plymouth Barracuda. Then I would fix it up to mint condition and make it shine. Then again, I would do that being a girl too.. I just don't have that kind of money.

- I would work out at the gym and not worry about getting sweaty or stinky. Sweaty and stinky is manly!

- I would sleep in as long as I could, throw on some clothes, and go to work. No morning beauty routine, no trying to find the perfect outfit, no primping or pampering.

- I would be extremely happy about not having shave my legs, armpits, or vajayjay. I also would be extremely happy that I didn't have to do anything with my hair.. Just wash it and go!

- I would appreciate the ability to pee anywhere - just whip it out and go. None of that hiding, squatting, carrying toilet paper, praying that no one sees you, crap.



I'm loving..

- The fact that I have a more reasonable 101 in 1001 list that has a timer on it for me to accomplish. I can't wait to start crossing things off!
- How much my son is growing and learning; he amazes me every day and I am so proud to be his momma. I can't believe he will be 3 in less than three months. 
- That my son was accepted and added to the waiting list to the preschool I have been pursuing. Education is so important, and I want to make sure that he has the opportunity to learn as much as he can. 
- Lists, because of them I am so much more organized. 

I'm pinning..


Meet the Robinson's is seriously one of the cutest movies, and that part with the T-Rex gets me every time.


Super pretty nail polish that is on my must-buy list.


Pretty much a genius idea to reward kids for being good.


It's a little sad how this fits me to a 'T'.


Because life is too short.


John says this fits me perfectly.. heh whoops!


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11 comments:

Whitney Ellen said...

Men and their abilities to be sweaty and stinky and still be sexy... meanwhile, we are just gross and not publicly acceptable.

Trish said...

i think i need to revisit my 101 in 1001 and make it more doable!

LOL @ sweaty and stinky comment! very true!
Trish @ Tales from ...

becca said...

love the photo about house cleaning to funny and I love the movie Meet the Robinson

WhisperingWriter said...

If I were a guy I'd also be happy that I didn't have to shave. It gets old!

Jen said...

So true about the whole shaving thing. They can grow a beard and even get out of shaving all together. So not fair!! And the peeing every where, totally forgot about that one, but it's a good one :)

Nicole said...

this boy lists are seriously cracking me up...

Helene said...

i would adore not to have to shave my legs. jeez.

Eve Myers said...

All of your points id you were a boy totes rock. I would do most of those things. Especially the wash your hair and go. I am so jealous that guys can do that. Not fair!

Eve
lovealwayseve.blogspot.com

Jo-Anne Meadows said...

Yeah peeing standing up would be a good thing...........and not feeling like I had to shave my legs and underarms would be cool too........but mostly I am bloody happy being a woman.........

Janna Renee said...

I don't care to pee standing up, but being able to pee anywhere is quite appealing! Doing the 101 in 1001 will be super fun!

Alison said...

Man, it'd be nice to be a boy sometimes. Especially in the morning. And not to mention you can adjust yourself wherever and all other men don't care that your man parts itch. Sheesh.